PLEASE COPY US FOREVER ----- is a performance where 30+ scripted characters promote themselves to non-stop crowds at the Yonge and Dundas intersection, the place where people go in Toronto to make public appeals and shop downtown. We overwhelmed the all-way crossing for an hour every Saturday. We want other people to copy us and create a perfect role-playing culture of pretending to sell things on the street. ----- February 2011 & coming Summer 2011.


A charity group named "Fuck you All" raising money by selling pizza

Snake getting people to sign his petition to privatize shedded skin disposal

Pissed off teenager making a video for her boss who won't let her serve customers because of her bad skin. She gets strangers to give the middle finger to the camera and tell her boss shes's a bitch

Hype Glenn, a hype man who hypes whatever he sees in front of him


One of the guys from Rogers Robin Hood, a company made up of ex-Rogers Telecom employees who hack your internet meter to give you really cheap unlimited internet. All you can watch Netflix, alluc.org, sidereel.com




Rogers Robin Hood brutalizing the Rogers Telecom demon


Orc Saleswomen for "Sauroman's Tower," an exclusive new luxury condo themed around the forces of evil from Lord of the Rings. They have a troll prisoner with them


The best Superman and Lois Lane street performers in the greater Toronto area


Copycat Superman and Lois Lane street performers in the greater Toronto area


WITH Gwen Bieniara, Felix Kalmenson, Mark Connery, Adriana Disman, Adam Cowan, Charlie Murray, Xan Hawes, Simon Schlesinger, Mark Rainey, Chandler Levack, Claudia Wittman, Matt Smith, Glenn Macauley, Daniel Vila, Zoe Gordon, Filip Anton, Jeremy Tracz, Zeesy Powers, Vanessa Rieger, Jamie Shannon, Jesjit Gill, Sari Lightman, Romy Lightman, Matt King, Seth Scriver, Christian Scriver, Nazarah Scriver, Patricia Scriver, Dez Scriver, Minae Omi, Melissa Koziebrocki, Audree Juteau, Rebecca Vandevelde, Dorian Sky Douma, Quinn Morris, Dave Lewis, David Hanes, Randy Gagne & MC Cup. THANKS to Steph Davidson, Yuula Benivolski, Luca Lucarini, Liz Peterson, Helena Kvarnstrom, Deirdre Fraser-Gudrunas, Nikki Woolsey, August Saygnavong & Laura Nanni. Part of the Rhubarb Festival ----- Life of a Craphead


The rapper MC Cup making a music video for his first single, "Just Another Cup"







A "big loud man" yells ads for small businesses



Come Play! Two people advertising their role-playing warehouse



Two guys with giant boobies each holding two 2-liter bottles of soy milk telling everyone "Soy milk's a scam"



Street team marketing campaign for Cranberry Peanut Mix where there's no ideas except "any publicity is good publicity". The street teamers make each other do whatever they want




Out of work carpenter pushing around a custom cabinet he built to promote his custom cabinet work


Guy walking around with rude drawings on his face -- he doesn't know